It has come to my attention that if I were a lesbian I would not be single. How have I determined this, you might wonder. Well, apparently lately every time I've gone out on a busy bar night (as opposed to the random Monday V & I go out on some nights), I get hit on by a woman. Tonight's was a 'lipstick lesbian,' according to V. I'm not 100% certain what that means, although I will infer based on the girl it means very femme. She was really pretty, probably too hot for me. :) She was waiting for her friends who all turned out to be very butch. It was an interesting dichotomy.
In that case, it really is too bad that you don't swing both ways. You could so be hooked up. If for some reason Bryan and I ever got divorce or something else happened to end our marriage, I would probably get myself a hot girlfriend before I started looking for a new man.
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