Thursday, September 02, 2010
Have I mentioned there's a huge church across the freeway from my apartment building? Huge. It is a Baptist church and I can see it from various points in my complex. It is not a megachurch as defined by some website I found about them which kind of surprises me but what do I know? Anyway... this week on their scoreboard sign thingy they have the phrase "Satan's scheme" and each time I think is this a hairbrained activity? Is Satan planning on hiding his new dress from Ricky because he spent all his allowance on it? Did he go to work at a candy factory and eat all the candy? And since Satan is my heinous ex-brother-in-law, is he actually planning on doing something heinous to my favorite nephew now that said favorite nephew lives near them? These are the things I ponder. Clearly I have too much time on my hands.