HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My stuff is good! My cookies keep the men in this city talking. In fact! Tonight, I was hitting on (and very successfully, I might add) the hottest country karaoke singer in the city, Cobie.
Oh well, don't take advice from me. It's a full moon and I don't know what I'm talking about.
Damn, I drunk.

Is it really 1:55am?!