I tried every imaginable combination of cords and holes and plug ins and television configurations possible and all I could get were the basic channels my tv was picking up via the antenna. Oh well. I have had the cable turned back on. It was surprisingly easy. They will not need to come into my apartment (which is all I really cared about spending a day at home to wait for the cable guy.) My rationalization - I deserve it dammit! :)

Sweetie - you aren't typically a bottom... why did you bottom tiny penis boy?