Not 30 angst.... I got this at the door of a bar I went to this past weekend (yes, I do occasionally still go to bars, although my husband did say that I am not allowed to be slutty in bars like I was in my early twenties, as opposed to now, which is my late twenties): "And how old are you, young lady?" The guy even had the decency to look shocked when I said 29. I think he thought I was a friend of my stepsister, with whom we walked in, and she is only 21. The end.