I might be dru-unk

And you are no-ot
Cuz you're not me hee
So nah nah nah nah
I might be eating chick-en
And you are no-ot
Cuz' you're not me hee
nyah nayh nyah nyah nyah
I might look at this to-mor-row
And be embar-rassed
But oh we-eh-hell
Life goes oh on...

Is there something innately wrong with hbeing drunk before 9 PM on a monday night? If this is wrong, I don't wanna be right. It has been a long long time since I've felt this tipsey. Ok who am I kdiding. Drunk. I would balme it on Matthew but he doe s not let me because he is an empowerer not an enabler (thanks to Katie from Veromnt for that phrase). I do take responsibility for my actions. I had 3 drinks and as much as I love my gay boy bartenders, my drinks are mango malibu rum and orange juice. over 3/4ths of the cup was rum. I love rum. I'm also shocked a tiny bit because Matty actually knew that's what I drink. I didn't eat dinner before going out. We ended up going to RPlace for darts and alchol instead of our coffee and games. I haven't had this much alcohol in this short a period in a looonnnggg time. Ok, I haven't had this much alcohol in general in a looonnngg time. I saw this guy Troy and Alberto who are V's friends tonight at RPlace. Troy completely didn't recognize me. Since my hair is different. Now I'm eating mongolian chicken in an effort to sober up before going to bed because if I go to bed this drunk, I'm hung over tomorrow and that'll SUCK.