Thursday, May 19, 2005

Cult of the Virgins and I am the Almighty!

But I am NOT the almighty of the cult of the virgins... (Although if I'm not careful I may become the almighty of the cult of the virgins)

I am the almighty!
It has been raining here off and on. And when it rains, it is a pounding torrential rain. Everytime I've gotten up to leave the building in the past 2 days, it has stopped and the sun came out. Coworker thinks it is because I've built up all this good karma. If that's the case, I'll get wet let's use the karma for something I'd like better. ;)

Cult of the Virgins
Have I mentioned that the coworker I hang out with is still a virgin? I am sure I have. It isn't for any deeply religious thing. She just has never had the opportunity. I find this vaguely fascinating as she's really cute. Anyway, I have started hanging out with her at lunch and we eat with this fairly large group on Tuesdays & Thursdays. All but one other is a virgin. So this is a table of 7, 5 of whom were virgins. I don't think even when I was in college I knew this many. And none of them fall into the 'saving myself for marriage' group. Is it a pheromone? How do they keep finding each other? Seriously, somebody should do a sociological study or something.

6 comments:

Peeved Michelle said...

That's creepy.

cat said...

i was a virgin until the age of 25. wasn't saving myself or anything.. boys just didn't seem to like me. or something. i was cute! i was thin! i was short! darn!

and to add to that... the one who devirginized me is the one i'm going to marry. :) it all worked out.

Putnawa said...

I don't have time to conduct a bloody sociological study of your virgins, but I'm so crashing lunch someday when I have a minute.

And if it is a pheromone, you're going to stink like virgin if you keep hanging out with them. I've warned you about this before.

Ian said...

It might be more common that you think

Joanne said...

It may be. But I've been brainwashed by the American news media to believe that anyone over the age of 13 has already had at least 15 partners. :)And I believe everything I see on the news right?!

Stephen said...

What concerns me isn't quite so much the media talking about 13 years olds with multiple partners.

What concerns me is that the media [especially entertainment] EXPLOIT 13 years old's sexuality. The really sick hypocrisy is between the Michael Jackson trial and all those shite teen mags and teen bands/singers who are selling their youth sexuality.

I think everybody is beautiful at most any age. But they are so clearly selling their bodies for vacuous purposes in an adult market.

Slippery slopes...

ok - going back to geezerdom...