Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Herpes...

I have never had herpes. I have no intention of ever getting herpes. But I am curious to know what it is about herpes that "knocks her [the Valtrex lady] out of commission for several days." Is that code for 'I can't sleep with my man for a couple of days and so we all suffer'? Or do you really get sick? Hmmm...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want to know what it is about herpes that makes the Valtrex lady have more fun than me. I mean, biking...river rafting...camping... rock climbing. Does she have a job? I doubt it. She probably has a house cleaner and a chef, too! Bitch.

Cindy-Lou said...

That's funny "I've never had herpes". You do know that once you have herpes you have it for life, right? (for the record, I don't have herpes) I don't think you get sick though, I think it's the first one.

Debra said...

I've had Herpes for about three years now and I take Valtrex daily. I know what commercial you're referring too as well. If you're sincerely interested in knowing about Herpes and the affect it has on people, I would be more than happy to explain the effects I've personally experienced. But if this is just a *passing thought*, I won't bore you with the details.

For the record, some people, myself included, Herpes can be debilitating at times. The *sickness* you're referring to can range from body aches, to headaches, to swollen lymph nodes, to full-blow flu-like symptoms.

Stephen said...

wtf?!?!

Herpes!

Why don't you just post about flaming pussy (pronounced like fuzzy, not wussy) boils :)

Moving right along... nothing to see here.