Oh holy crap.

I was just watching the Incredibles again, which is so not the point of this story. But as it finished, I stopped the DVD and on channel I was watching was this guy I recognized. He was being interviewed and it only said filmmaker under him. It didn't give his name, which I can't for the life of me remember but we worked together at the library in college. So now I'm intrigued and I'm assuming I'm watching one of those HBO shows where they talk about how a movie is made. Well, I was, but not quite the movie I would've considered. Turns out the show on HBO was Real Sex. And the type of film maker he was, porn. But not just your nice normal girl on girl or girl on boy or boy on girl on girl. No. His was balloon popping porn. Apparently this was for the Amateur Porn Film Festival which is held in of all places, Boston. The festival does not have its own website so I can't find out who he is or provide y'all with a link. I remember his first name was Mike. And he always looked a little like Homer Simpson. He seems to enjoy watching girls blow up balloons until they pop. It is so wrong that I know this.

Oh and good golly how many porn hits am I going to get off of this post?!