What to do what to do for New Year's Eve? The question is on the table again. My 1st option is to just drink the 2 bottles of rum that followed me home from the liquor store and watch a video and eat raspberry sorbet. My 2nd option is to go to RPlace with V and drink heavily. My 3rd option is Michelle's suggestion - Drink before I go to the bar so I don't spend too much money there, kiss lesbians and then come home and eat raspberry sorbet. My gayboypotheadbartending fiance** will be there I'm sure. I will probably do #3, although probably not with kissing lesbians, but depending on how drunk I get that may happen too.
**And just to clarify because I've talked about him a lot lately, Once upon a time, like a year ago, Jeffy started calling me his wife and I played along. Recently he asked me when we were finally going to get married and I said whenever he sets a date so he did. April 20th (which is how I discovered he's a pothead too.) Are we really going to get married on 4/20? Eh, probably not. Is he really gay, sadly yes. Is he really a pothead, yes obviously since he's always wanted to get married on 4/20. Is he really hot, oh yeah.
4 comments:
Seriously, if you are going to marry a homosexual, I recommend a lesbian. I could use a wife myself. Husbands are kind of useless sometimes.
Also, even though #3 was my recommendation, I am still voting for #1.
Ahhhhh (nodding wisely). Thanks for the clarification.
Holy crap, Joanne. How could you not know Jeffy is a pothead? The minute he opened his mouth to take my order for the first time I knew he was a pothead.
And I'm with Michelle, if you're going to marry a queer, land yourself a lesbian. You already have someone in your household who does crafts.
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