So in my effort to become both a stalker and then ultimately a psycho ex girlfriend (provided the stalking works), I think I'm going to set out some tips to be a successful stalker. (Which I am not yet). So the first stalking tip (in no particular order, just as I discover them)...
Select a victim with a unique name. That way when you google him or her (which is essential to successful stalking I believe... if you can find their weblog that's paydirt!) you can find the one you are looking for. Jane or John Anderson, there's like a million of them. Jane or John Holsenfefferson... not so many.
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