Boobies

Yes folks, a post about boobies. :) The book I'm STILL reading (I know I know it's been a while since I started it and I'm really not THAT slow a reader), Fat Girl's Guide to life has pointed out an interesting phenomenon. (Yes despite my claim that I'm a size 2 in a previous post, I haven't seen a size 2 since I WAS 2. I am far from a perfect size 2, but if I won't tell my own mother my real size, you think I'll tell a bunch of relative strangers?). Anyway, the book claims that something like 90% of the cosmetic surgeons in this country are men but something like 80% of cosmetic surgery recipients are women. She talks a lot about how men are surrounded by ideals yet women are much more forgiving. Blah blah blah... Not really my point. Going back to the thought on hand, boobies. Michelle (of Peeves & Botheration fame) asked me recently if I lost a lot of weight and the boobs went with the rest (as they are wont to do when a person loses weight) and I had the cash, would I reaugment my boobies. Right now I have relatively big boobies. As Rosie O'Donnell points out in Beautiful Girls, God is a fair guy. Big girls get big boobies and skinny girls get little boobies, hence skinny girls with big boobies are either fake boobies or a genetic anomaly. So, theoretically, if I were to lose a lot of weight and get down to a nice normal size 10, boobage would go with it. This would make me sad on one hand because I like having big boobies. On the other, I would be skinny so would that be enough to compensate? I don't know. To me it is a moot point because I doubt I'll ever get down to a nice size 10 (and boys who have weird delusions about weight and girl's size I'll give you this... my roommate in CA was tall and willowy. She had a great body. A guy in GNC once commented to her that he wanted his girlfriend to have a body like hers and what was she 125 lbs? She replied with a very nice, no try 152. She wore a size 8/10. My mother was, before she stopped smoking, 5/7 and never past 120 lbs. She wore a 'nearly A' bra and was emaciated), but the point of this whole long post about weight and size etc is that if by some freak chance or disease I lost a bunch of weight including in boobies would I get augmentation? Probably not. I may try Saw Palmetto though. Michelle's little sister swears by it and she has big boobies.