Recently when I went to see Margaret Cho she made the comment that as a straight girl who hangs out with gay boys, your number 1 rule is never introduce your old (as in length of time known) gay to your new gay. This can result in a cat fight and drama to top all drama.
Last night, while MP and I were playing darts, this guy Nick was next to us playing darts. I've known Nick for a couple of years now. And he knows me through V. So he casually asks where V is. I reply that I have no idea. And he says "Well why not, you're his girl." "I am not," I retort... meaning that I am not anyone's "girl" I am my own person. MP chimes in with "No, she's my girl now." Oh my, I'm all touched and shit. I would've been more touched if he hadn't followed up the comment with something about second hand goods, but whatever. :)
6 comments:
How sweet.
Also, "I'm not anyone's girl, I am my own person?" Lame.
Hee, hee. PM's funny.
That's not lame! I am my own person... not anyone's "girl." And Michelle's only funny because you both are M E A N mean!
Yes, yes, we hear you roar. Now pipe down.
Oh, that hurt. "Mean."
I mean, honestly.
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