This is NOT a drill people! We are at defcon 5! There was a voicemail on my home phone from my landlord. Keybank (who holds the mortgage to the building I guess?) randomly chose my apartment to inspect on the 4th. EEEKKK!!! If I won't let my friends into the place, would I actually let my apartment manager into it? To see the bedroom walls painted oddly? I suppose I could call him and say hell no, I won't let them in. But really I guess this pretty much ensures I spend the weekend cleaning instead of 'hypothetical cleaning.'