A few things to address:

1- Yay! Wings, pizza, Fruitopia and Letterman. A very fond memory from college.
2- Yes, my life does seem quite suburban. We are trying to work on that. We will likely be moving to the city if I am accepted to USC for an MFA in Screenwriting, but that is about a year away. Also, I did get Bryan porn for Vday before, so we actually have quite enough of it. I think he would be happy with a blow job or two. (Sorry, Joanne).
3- Joanne, you definitely need to call the hair salon to change your appt. to cut AND color. If you don't do it now, I fear you won't do it all, and you NEED to.
4- No one should join any cults before I get to Seattle.