Friday, January 14, 2005

TV Schedule

I was harassed today about the fact that I do some of my social engagements based up on my TV schedule. So here's my justification for the whole world to read... :) If there is the possibility of sex in it for me, fuck TV. I'll tape it. :) If it is just me joining the gay boys for darts and booze. I can do that any night of the week, so I feel totally justified in scheduling them around my TV viewing. :)

4 comments:

Michelle said...

TiVO!

Stephen said...

Just stumbled upon your blog. Sounds you are definitely enjoying the finest we have to offer here in Seattle - gay bartenders et al.

Also - I think you meant...

"If there is the possibility of sex in it for me, [I'll] fuck [the] TV."

At least that seems to be the direction you were heading ;)

Peeved Michelle said...

Ok, that cracked me up.

Putnawa said...

Ok, I think that Stephen guy is weird. Does anyone else think he's weird?

Anyway....

Dammit, Joanne! Your insistence on planning your social engagements not involving possible sex on your part around the TV listings is absurd. Now, because of you, I have to go out TWICE A WEEK to a gay bar. And, my own personal sexual inclinations notwithstanding, I hate gay people.

I may just start staying home on Mondays to watch my tape of "The Apprentice".

So there.